Shipping This Week: JULY 30, 2008
DARK HORSE COMICS
DOMO SCULPTED MAGNET
Nick: Alright! We’re getting started early this week. What a goofy title, even for a statue / magnet (if that’s what this thing even is). Excellent.
FRAZETTA EGYPTIAN QUEEN STATUE
JOURNAL TOKIDOKI KAITEN SUSHI
JUDGE DREDD DREDD VS DEATH STATUE
JUDGE DREDD DREDD VS DEATH STATUE
Nick: Hmmmm… you got me on this one. They cost the same. They have the same name. What’s the difference?
Neal: I seriously hope Judge Death is in this issue [Editors Note- I think Neal means statue, not issue. – Nick]. That dude is brutal.
PIGEONS FROM HELL #4 (OF 4)
Neal: More Hellfoul!
ROBOTS & DONUTS TP
Nick: I hope there’s a second volume of this title with the name “A.F. – ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING”
STAR WARS REBELLION #15 VECTOR PART 7 (OF 12)
STYLE SCHOOL TP VOL 02
Neal: Christian Siriano got a comic book?
UNCLE CREEPY STATUE
Nick: The eternal creepy uncle, now in statue form. Keep this around the house if you have trouble remembering to wear clothes (or if you just like the security of knowing that somehow, somewhere somebody’s creepy uncle is creeping them out right NOW).
Neal: This is great.
WORKSHOP OF FILTHY CREATION ART OF JOHNNY ACE & KALI VERRA
Neal: Next week – Family Room of Immaculate Conception
AME COMI CHEETAH VINYL FIGURE
AME COMI WONDER WOMAN VINYL FIGURE
Nick: Is Vinyl Wonder Woman a hip hop hero or a pleather fetish figure?
BATMAN #677 RIP 2ND PTG
BATMAN DEATH MASK #4 (OF 4)
BATMAN GOING SANE TP
Nick: They named this book after the feeling I had when I realized that there was at least one other person out there who thought The Dark Knight smelled like New York City on a hot summer’s trash collection day.
BLUE BEETLE #29
CARTOON NETWORK BLOCK PARTY #47
DC SPECIAL CYBORG #3 (OF 5)
DOOM PATROL ARCHIVES HC VOL 05
GREEN LANTERN #33
Nick: In this issue, Rainbow Brite and the Color Brigade team-up with Hal Jordan to fight the evil forces of fading laundry.
HUNTRESS YEAR ONE #6 (OF 6)
JOKERS ASYLUM TWO FACE #1
Nick: Another oddly timed Two-Face comic. Should have been out before the flick!
JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA ANNUAL #1
NEW DYNAMIX #5 (OF 5)
REIGN IN HELL #1 (OF 8)
Neal: Next Week – Snow in Purgatory
SUPERMAN BATMAN #50
Nick: I would like this series better if it was called “DC TWO-IN-ONE” — then it would actually make sense for Wonder Woman to show up in every issue.
TEEN TITANS #61
Nick: Whoa! Wasn’t this supposed to come out a year ago?
Neal: Is this about Freaky Cougar-MILFs?
DARKNESS #3 NYCC EXCL VAR
DYNAMO 5 #15
ELEPHANTMEN TP VOL 01 WOUNDED ANIMALS
FRANK FRAZETTAS CREATURES #1
PILOT SEASON THE CORE #1
Nick: The Pilot Season books just keep getting better. If all goes to plan, we’ll have a Pilot Season interview episode of the podcast for you in a few weeks.
POPGUN GN VOL 02
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN EXTRA
BLACK PANTHER #39
Nick: Two issues of Black Panther in two weeks?! AWESOME!!!
CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI 13 #1 3RD PTG HITCH SKETCH VAR
CAPTAIN MARVEL PREM HC SECRET INVASION
ESSENTIAL FANTASTIC FOUR TP VOL 7
FANTASTIC FOUR TRUE STORY #1 (OF 4)
Nick: This issue better not feature Mole Man getting lobotomized by Dr. Strange because he raped Sue Storm when Reed was out of the lab getting a sandwich. Elongated Ma- err, I mean, Mr. Fantastic already has enough problems as it is.
GUARDIANS OF GALAXY MUST HAVE
HAUNT OF HORROR LOVECRAFT #2 (OF 3)
HULK #4 2ND PTG MCGUINNESS WRAPAROUND VAR
MARVEL SPOTLIGHT UNCANNY X-MEN 500 ISSUES
MMW DEFENDERS HC VOL 01
MMW DEFENDERS HC VOL 01 VAR ED 100
MS MARVEL #29
NOVA TP VOL 02 KNOWHERE
Neal: Yeah… Northern Virginia can really seem like an intellectual wasteland sometimes.
ORDER TP VOL 02 CALIFORNIA DREAMING
SECRET INVASION FANTASTIC FOUR #3 (OF 3) SI
SECRET INVASION WHO DO YOU TRUST 2ND PTG JIMENEZ VAR
SILVER SURFER TP REQUIEM
SKAAR SON OF HULK #2
Nick: Green Conan is back at it again.
SKRULLS VS POWER PACK #1 (OF 4)
SPIDER-MAN WITH GREAT POWER #5 (OF 5)
THOR BY J MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI TP VOL 01
TRUE BELIEVERS #1 (OF 5)
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #124
Nick: I’m also super pumped for this. The first issue of “Old Man Logan” was solid.
WOLVERINE #67 MCNIVEN SKETCH VAR
WOLVERINE ORIGINS #27
Neal: Have you seen the trailer yet?
X-MEN FIRST CLASS VOL 2 #14
X-MEN ODD MEN OUT
1001 ARABIAN NIGHTS ADVENTURES OF SINBAD #2
AGE OF INSECTS VOL 03 NOT HUMAN
AIR GEAR GN VOL 09
Nick: On a completely unrelated note, how awesome would it be if Disney published an Air Bud mature readers comic? Air Bud in the seedy world of deadly dog fighting. Air Bud gets into high stakes illegal sports gambling. Air Bud as the guard dog / bouncer at a glory hole peep show club. You see where I’m going with this.
ARCHIE DIGEST #246
BAYBA DOMINA IN RED GN
BAYBA THE 110 BJS GN
BEAR STORIES GN VOL 01
BEYOND WONDERLAND #1 (OF 6)
CALIBER #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG A CVR ARTGERM
CALIBER #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG B CVR ARTGERM
CALIBER #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG C CVR WILKINS
CALIBER #4 (OF 5) A CVR ROYO
CALIBER #4 (OF 5) B CVR RAMBAUD
Nick: Ah, plain and simple. A comic book about a chair. I like this “back-to-basics” approach.
CHOPPER ZOMBIE GN
Nick: Ah, plain and simple. A comic book about a pissed-off zombie riding a chopper motorcycle around and looking for brains to eat. I like this “back-to-basics” approach.
COMIC BOOK COMICS #2
COMPLETELY MAD DON MARTIN HC
CONTRACT #1 (OF 3)
Nick: A non-fiction release about the blog backlash following the TokyoPop Manga Pilots contact controversy. That’s right — it’s enough for three issues.
DEADWORLD FROZEN OVER #3 (OF 4)
DRAGONLANCE LEGENDS TIME OF THE TWINS #1 (OF 3) MOYANO CVR A
DRAGONLANCE LEGENDS TIME OF THE TWINS #1 (OF 3) WALPOLE CVR
DREADNOUGHT INVASION SIX #4 (OF 4)
DREAM MAIDEN MEGAN GN
DUMMYS GUIDE TO DANGER LOST AT SEA #4 (OF 4)
FALL OF CTHULHU TP VOL 02 GATHERING
FEMME NOIR DARK CITY DIARIES #2 (OF 4) HALEY CVR B
FEMME NOIR DARK CITY DIARIES #2 (OF 4) STATON & LOPEZ CVR A
FICTION CLEMENS #3 (OF 3)
FORGOTTEN REALMS TP VOL 07 THE LEGACY
GHOST WHISPERER #5
Nick: Ever see that movie the Horse Whisperer? That was one of those movies that made me want my money back the second it finished. I don’t even think that I paid to see it, and I still wanted some money for sitting through the damn thing.
GIRL GENIUS HC VOL 07 AGATHA & VOICE O/T CASTLE
GRIMM FAIRY TALES #29
Neal: This book kind of sucks.
GRIMM FAIRY TALES OVERSIZED HC
HALLOWEEN NIGHTDANCE TP VOL 01
HERCULES #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG A CVR STERANKO
HERCULES #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG B CVR ADMIRA SUNNY
HERCULES #4 (OF 5) A CVR SEJIC
HERCULES #4 (OF 5) B CVR MONG
HOTEL AFRICA GN VOL 02 (OF 4)
JADE OF BANGO GN VOL 01 (OF 7)
Nick: I hope this is a porno comic because, if it is, it’s definitely the best title this week.
JIM BUTCHERS DRESDEN FILES #4 (OF 4) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
JOURNEY TP VOL 01
KNIGHTS GN VOL 01 (OF 2)
KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #141
KOLCHAK THE NIGHT STALKER SOUND OF FEAR TP
KUJIBIKI UNBALANCE GN VOL 01
LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND HC MANY MORE SPLENDID
LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND VOL 02 LTD ED HC
LOCKE & KEY #6
Nick: I envisioned some sort of Las Vegas car locksmith service joke about this book, saying how in this issue the locksmith finally shows up to let the protagonist into their apartment. Then I would say something like “That’s right, they called the locksmith six months ago in #1 and now they’re finally going to get inside!”
MAN WITH NO NAME #3
ME & THE DEVIL BLUES GN VOL 01 UNREAL LIFE ROBERT JOHNSON
MUMBAI MACGUFFIN ONE SHOT
MUMMY MOVIE PREQUEL RISE & FALL OF XANGOS AX #4
NARCOPOLIS #4 (OF 4)
NARCOPOLIS #4 (OF 4) WRAP CVR
Neal: The classic lyric poem of ancient Greek DEA agents – updated as a graphic novel.
NEW BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON ZERO #11
NIGHT O/T LIVING DEAD ANNUAL #1 GOLD FOIL CVR
Nick: Have any of these zombie comics ever featured a zombie unicorn? That would be awesome.
PARASYTE GN VOL 04 (OF 8)
PATH TP VOL 03 DEATH & DISHONOR
PATHOS GN VOL 01 (OF 2)
PIRATES VS NINJAS DEBATE IN 08 ONE-SHOT
Nick: Obviously a 2008 election tie-in book. McCain and Obama — who’s the pirate and who’s the ninja?
PROJECT SUPERPOWERS #5 (OF 7)
RED SONJA ADRIAN FOIL CVR #35
SABBATH ALL YOUR SINS REBORN TP VOL 01 THE COLLECTED POGROM
SADHU WHEEL OF DESTINY #3 (OF 4)
SHIKI TSUKAI GN VOL 03
SOLA GN VOL 01
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ARCHIVES TP VOL 08
STAR TREK MIRROR IMAGES #2
STAR TREK YEAR FOUR ENTERPRISE EXPERIMENT #4
STEAL MOON GN VOL 01 (OF 2)
SUPERNATURAL LAW #45
TALES FROM THE CRYPT #7
Neal: Did I ever tell you guys about the “Cryptkeeper” and New Years Eve 2007?
TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #51
TEAM 14 ALTINER CVR A (ONE SHOT)
TEAM 14 BASALDUA CVR B (ONE SHOT)
TEMPLAR ARIZONA GN VOL 02 MOB GOES WILD
Nick: Imagine an angry mob chasing down Frankenstein with torches and pitchforks while they take their tops off to get some beads and pose for five seconds of video that can later be blurred out and shown at 2AM in the morning on network television as a cheesy infomercial. That’s “MOB GOES WILD.”
TOTO GN VOL 02
VAMPIRELLA QUARTERLY SPRING 2008 SALONGA LTD ED
VAMPIRELLA QUARTERLY SUPERSTAR COLLECTION SET
WALLFLOWER GN VOL 16
WHITE RAPIDS GN
WILD STARS TP VOL 01 BOOK OF CIRCLES
WILD STARS VOL 03 #1-7 SET
ZOMBIE TALES #3 CVR A
ZOMBIE TALES #3 CVR B