Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Comic Pick - Week 47 2007

Zero Killer #3It’s 2007. The Twin Towers are still standing. Thanks to nuclear fires that blazed in 1973, 95 percent of the United States population was killed. A massive nuclear war between the USA and the USSR managed to destroy most of the world as we know it, leaving Africa - namely Sudan - untouched by the devastation.

Diving head first into this alternate reality, we get a small peak of the immense wealth now occupied by one of the most decimated regions of our own reality. Sudanese officials have gone out of their way to contact Zero, a man uniquely adept at traversing the dangerous rubble of Manhattan. They want to retrieve a suitcase full of material traded to them by the struggling US that was stolen from a downed Black Hawk helicopter in one of Manhattan’s most violent locations.

This issue is particularly engrossing because we learn a great amount about the personal motivations and turmoil of Zero. He’s an interesting character study in a fascinating world. By taking the story international in scope, writer Arvid Nelson, artist Matt Camp, and colorist Dave Stewart up the quality ten-fold in Zero Killer #3.

I suggest you check out ZeroKiller.com because understanding the troubled world of this comic book will be a gateway drug into getting addicted to this series.

TV Wrapup - Week 47 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dexter gets cut, Lila is a psycho, Deb and Lundy get frisky in the kitchen, and Doakes goes all special forces at Dex’s condo.

The Boondocks - Grandad invites a beautiful woman for the weekend. Too bad shes an unstable psycho kung-fu killer and blows herself up.

Weeds - Season Finale. Majestic is on fire, MK really is a nutjob, and Nancy decides it is time to move on. I am not sure how I feel about this.

How I Met Your Mother - It’s Slapsgiving, Lily cooks, and Robin/Ted bump uglies again.

Heroes - Uhm. Ok… Parkman learns the darker side of his powers, Hiro realizes he can’t play God, Noah bites the dust, and Elle gets a taste of her own medicine.

House - BRING ME THE THONG OF LISA CUDDY! Also, what is with 13 and the suspenders? I dig that.

30 Rock - returns 11/29

Metalocalypse - Dr. Rockzo tries to get clean, Murderface writes a song, and Toki loves clowns

To summarize: Happy Thanksgiving - try not to burn down your suburb, bone your ex-girlfriend, or go on a date with a kung-fu killer wolf bitch from Myspace.

Podcast Episode 008

Gather the family around the computer and share this heart warming podcast about Alicia Keys, The Hives, Wanted, Avatar Book 3 Chapter 10, Beowulf 3D, World War Hulk, and tons more that is sure to offend grandma.

 
 AudioShocker #8 [65:25m]: Play Now | Download

Holiday Heartache

The Holidays are fast approaching, and that means that The AudioShocker may be updated a little less regularly during the next couple of weeks. Nick, Justique, and I will do our best to keep you bathed in media - but please excuse us if we miss a TV Wrapup of the week or the podcast posts a day late. Thanks for reading and keep on shocking!

Comic Pick - Week 46 2007

The 99 #2The 99 strikes again. This was a big week for comics, but the quantity didn’t really live up to the quality. World War Hulk #5 was a stinker, and both modern Avengers books weren’t as great as their other recent issues.

But The 99 #2 was every bit as good as #1, and continued to develop this fascinating all-ages story of young adults and teens who come into contact with the life-altering Noor Stones. This issue introduces Jami the Assembler to readers, a fantastic character that becomes the first victim of the 99 program.

I’ve read work by Fabian Nicieza for over 15 years, and this feels like some of the best I’ve seen him do. It’s earnest and intriguing. It reminds a lot of Chris Claremont’s work on the Uncanny X-Men from around issues #100-175. It has spunk and suspense, but mostly heart.

TV Wrapup - Week 46 2007

What? You missed one of your favorite shows? What the hell is wrong with you? Good thing the AudioShocker crew has your back.

Dexter - Dex and Lila do a little B&E, Doakes loses it, Lundy plays some Chopin, and Deb gives him some sugar. Oh, and Lila might be batshit crazy. Does Lundy remind you of Robocop without his helmet on?

The Boondocks - returns 11/19

Weeds - Shane needs a shrink, Silas sees the crime doc, Nancy buys some protection, and Celia pays a visit to the crooked accountant.

How I Met Your Mother - The cast has annoying habits, Marshal passes the bar, and a dog poops on a baby.

Heroes - FINALLY! A little background. Kristen bell is a hottest sadist, Peter remembers the past, and his mom is officially a bitch.

House - The Elephant man has heartblock, 13 saves the day, oh and hot CIA doc gets the axe.

30 Rock - Liz thinks she lives next to a terrorist, Jack hooks up with a sexy Democrat, and Kenneth needs $2500 STAT! I enjoy this show a lot.

Metalocalypse - Dethklok does fashion. The band is fat, ‘popsicles are like eating water’, and the leather is people.

To summarize: Agrestic has a booming service economy, being hot isn’t enough at Princeton Plainsboro, and Kristen Bell is still cute.

Alicia Keys - Like You’ll Never See Me Again is FIRE

I like Alicia Keys. Yup. Remember You Don’t Know My Name, If I Ain’t Got You, and How Come You Don’t Call Me Anymore? Aside from long song titles, I can’t fault Keys on much. Her last single No One wasn’t my style, but that’s irrelevant. Her new single Like You’ll Never See Me Again is like a shot in the arm for me. I needed this track.

The track itself is pure A Keys. The snapping and the slow beat are both well utilized. Vocals are on point, the chorus has this strained feeling to it, and the doubles aren’t overdone either. A Keys makes sad sexy.

Video wise, Alicia has never looked better. She has this neck vein popping during the video - I’m not sure if she is really feeling the song or what, but I dig it. The straight hair? Yeah, I’m aroused. The only product placement in this video is the (Nokia?) cellphone - a recurring element of Key’s videos.

Common, the most overexposed dude in hiphop after Will.I.Am, plays the male lead in the video. Are they dating or something? She was in his new video too. I think this all started with Smokin’ Aces.

The Verdict? HEATROCK! I am putting this into heavy rotation on my playlist.

Podcast Episode 007

The three media amigos discuss Lupe Fiasco, Common, Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, Avatar Book 3 Chapters 8 and 9, Jennifer Aniston, Air Guitar Nation, Whiteout, Kate Beckinsale, some other comic books, sadness, life, pain, dirtiness and so much more.

 
 AudioShocker #7 [54:51m]: Play Now | Download

TV Wrapup - Week 45 2007

Fellow Shockers, ‘work’, an ‘impounded car’, a ‘DUI’, and ‘lolcatshit’ are not good excuses for missing an entire week of TV. So quit your job, dip into your savings, hire a good lawyer, and restring your tennis racket, because the AudioShocker Crew is about to put it down.

Dexter - Oh Snaps! Lila blows off Dex’s steam, Masuka digs shemale porn, and Deb continues to have daddy issues with the Fed.

The Boondocks - Thuggnificent moves into Woodcrest and starts a rap beef with Granddad, Riley has his first Incredible Hulk, and Tom Dubois continues to be a bit of a douchebag. ‘I SPITS HOT FIRE!’ Consider watching Metalocalypse if you are into Adult Swim stuff.

Weeds - Mary Kate isn’t gone afterall, Celia get ill with the Louisville, Shane sees dead people, Doug repurposes a crucifix, and Nancy gets some ink. Personally, I’m excited for next week - Guillermo is coming back!

How I Met Your Mother - Marshall wants to move out, Lily gets busted, and Barney has his own open house. New York lesson #5: abbreviated neighborhood names can be misleading.

Heroes - Hiro blows shit up, Noah (HRG) torches the future, Nikki channels The Shining, Peter meets Adam, and Parkman hashes out his daddy issues.

House - House helps a hot G-woman, Jungle Doctor thinks it’s Polio, and there is one less spot up for grabs. “I know how to kill a man with my thumb.”

30 Rock - Ken has a party, Ceri invites her hot cousins, Greenzo (Schwimmer) stands up for Mother Gaia, and Al Gore has Eco-sense!

To summarize: I spits hot fire. Act like you know.

Comic Pick - Week 45 2007

Fantastic Four #551Fantastic Four #551 is so uncannily good that I can barely contain my affection for it. Black Panther is back, but it’s T’Challa from 75 years into the future. He’s joined by Namor as he warns the adventurous foursome of something bad they’re about to do. To top it off, they’ve brought along future Dr. Doom.

This issue is a huge contrast to last month’s space epic, in that it’s a suspenseful time travel thriller with a small spatial scope. The storytelling structure used by writer Dwanye McDuffie is borderline genius. In the beginning, we see Reed Richards 75 years in the future as he watches Doom break out of prison to travel into the past.

What does it all mean? If Reed watches the incident from the future, saying he remembers experiencing it in the past, does that mean that the horrible future foretold by Namor, Panther, and Doom will occur anyway? I don’t know. All I know is that this issue is the exact opposite of horrible and I love it.